December 2009
105 posts
I don't date men with offspring.
It’s a rule.
If you have kids, don’t look my way..I am not interested. It’s not even that I dislike kids, because I don’t. It’s just that I refuse to play step mom. I remember when I was seventeen, and I was picking some shit up at No Frills, and some guy was looking at me from one of the isles. I didn’t really pay attention to him, I mean he was cute but shit,...
There was this girl named Snowzei in my Writer's...
And I asked her how she got her name.
She said ‘It was snowing really hard on the day I was born so my mother decided to name me after the snow.’
I replied ‘So, if it was a rainy day, would your mother have named you Rainzei?’
In hindsight, it sounded really asshole-ish to say such a thing. But fuck, nuff people laughed.
I don’t care if she ever saw this post.
Been Listening to 'Get Your Money Up' on repeat...
I’ve slept on this song real hard. Didn’t realize how hot this track was.
Stop…
and let me see yo booty drop.
If a car follows you while walking on the...
Please, don’t stop to talk whoever is in the car.
Especially at night.
You will look like a prostitute.
I told him..
That when I become a diplomat, I want to be assigned to exotic countries. I want want him to accompany me to all the conferences. I want us to stay in exotic hotels and make passionate love whenever we can. I want him to be my undercover lover while I maintain a steady relationship with some stuffy lawyer. He said he wouldn’t mind.
Stoopid.
Me: We stoopid.
Gaby: Soopa Stoopid.
jewela:
I meet a lot of air head girls that only want to talk to me because they think my outfit is cute or they like my hair. LIKE OMG I love your hair -LIKE OMG I love your shoes- like OMG I love your outfit blah blah blah FRIKKIN blah. You don’t understand how excruciating it is to be in the presence of these chicks that only make a conversation out of discussing jeans or spend 30 minutes...
A man once told me...
That I was too picky when it came to men.
And that I will pick and pick until there was nothing left.
I told him that I am not picky, I have something called standards.
He replied, ‘you can’t fuck standards at night’.
I replied, ‘but they will never steer me wrong. And knowing that my standards won’t do me wrong feels much better than sex.’
He hates to see me go...
but he loves to watch me leave.
Goodnight!
Throwback Saturdays.
Even though the day is damn...
Watched Bring It On....
and it made me miss my days as a cheerleader.
Oh, you don’t believe I was one, eh?
Watch out now.
Boxing Day
It’s 7:41 in the am and I am waiting for my mom to get ready so she can drop me off at work. I am mentally preparing myself for the crowded mall, pushy shoppers and tho shitload of socks and pyjamas that are about to be returned. And for those who think you can get a bargain on boxing day…you really don’t. It’s usually the ugly shit that goes on sale anyway.
My take on the whole Tiger Woods scandal.
He looked like a cheater. No lie.
I was not surprised at all when his corny ass got exposed. I was surprised at how long this man managed to keep it under wraps. Still, as the saying goes, what is done in the dark will come to light. And boy, did the light shine on him. Hey hey! Tiger, you were ‘it’. Corny as hell, but you were ‘it’. Unfortunately, the fame and power made...
Season's Greetings to my followers
Old and new.
Best Wishes for this holiday season and even though I try to be as anti-consumerism as ever, I sincerely hope you all get some decent gifts tomorrow.
oh, I don't read the fine print...
Well you should start, duncecap.
Forget about this ‘customer is always right’ shit, because as a consumer, you have a obligation to your wallet by knowing what your purchasing. And that includes reading the fucking fine prints. I know, it’s sneaky of the retailers to have a big sign that says ALL OUTERWEAR 50 % OFF and then there’s that fine print that states what the...
Demarco-True Friend (Buss A Shot)
Fuckin...
I am so sick of the Christmas Specials on...
I was tired of those shits since I was like fifteen.
Charlie Brown, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Miracle on 34th Street or whatever.
All lame, sappy, generic movies which all end in some family surrounded by a tree brimming with gifts. Makes me gag just thinking about it.
The lack of creativity and originality to these films are rather depressing…no matter how cheerful they’re...
Reblog if you miss Glee.
(via iamagleek)
My Wednesday’s are never going to be the same.
=(
With all this media hype and "support" surrounding...
They better try their hardest to bring alllllll golds home!
No silver. No bronze. No excuses.
I would’nt want them going back looking like damn fools.
3LW ft. Jermaine Dupri - Feeling You.
This song...
Oh shoot. Today is throwback Saturdays, ain't it?
Aight, aight. I got to be somewhere right now but when I return I got a old school jam to make ya mooooooove!
I hate the fact that
My sister got to go out on her birthday weekend with her old ass. While my birthday was completely gone to shit all because she claimed aint nothing poppin around that time. Now, she’s off somewhere partying it up while I sit here and blog about it like a bitchass. SMH. Why must life be such a dick sometimes??
I hate seeing toddlers sticking up their middle...
Like, what the fuck are you teaching them? How to be reckless, ne’er-do-wells in society? Before you teach them how to teach them how to read, you’re teaching them how to lash out at such a tender age. It’s not cute and it’s certainly not mentally healthy. Stop that shit for I am really fearing for the children of tomorrow.
I deleted his number, his texts and thought I...
But fuuuuuck I can’t.
When I was sending a text to my friend, I realized that his number was still in my Recent Recipients list. Which means I can call him…but I won’t. I can text him, but I can’t. I fear rejection. I hate hearing things I don’t I want to hear. He told me that we’ll be together…but how long am I going to wait?? And I see him walking with...
OMG there's this weird-ass broad at my campus
Who walks around talking about the return of Jesus and whatnot. I mean this woman is like the Jesus Christ Superstar Woman or something. She’ll come up to you, kindly ask if she can ‘share some knowledge’ with you, and before you can even respond she’ll go into lecture mode and spread the word of God and ting. And if you don’t agree with her views, she’ll get...
it's a damn shame
To go dumb for a man who hasn’t even put it on you yet.
I want to marry an African Man, but I don't want...
How’s this going to work?
I want to marry but that’s it. Just marry and live life with just the two of us. No little ones running around. It’s been like that since I was a kid…I realized that I was not meant to be a mother. As for an African man, I told it to one of my friends and he just laughed in my face. I told him I was serious and he replied : ‘No African...
I'M ALIVEEE
hollaa!
Today I meet my doom.
Aka taking my African Studies exam at 2.
If I don’t post back here by at least 12am…just know I’m in a better place.
Wish me luck.
Oh, it's like that now?
I don’t want to sound like those whiny little bitches who moan about the guy they know who likes them acting all stupid and shit. See me, I don’t beg for people to talk to me, I am too old for that stuff. I’ve waited long enough for this cat to make his move but the dude is not budging. Fuck all the exam stuff, like have the decency to call me..let me know you’re still...
