January 2011
45 posts
Reblog if you're not pregnant. (:
Jan 31st
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So I'm starting the gym tomorrow
And no, I’m not a January Joiner. I just want to whip my body back to its former desirable condition. I’ve been traumatized by gyms since Fitness One took unauthorized amounts of money from my bank account AFTER I canceled my membership with them. That was like 2 years ago, and I haven’t gone back to a gym since. This gym, however, is in my school and my membership is included in...
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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From yuh kno seh yuh body good an yuh nuh crawny
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Is he like, LEGIT mad?
Ahh teen talk. Gotta love it.
Jan 28th
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Sorry babygirl, we're in 2011 now. Women have come...
So me and one of my friends always have this long running debate as to whether it is okay for women to ask men out on a date. I say there is no problem with it, while my friend on the other hand says she is the more “traditional” type and would rather have a man come up to her and ask her out. Which is fine, I guess. My issue is, why is the idea of women who choose to ask men out on...
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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God isn't your ego
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
I show no love to bustas and clown niggas
Jan 28th
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I need to take it easy on the online shopping.
I’m going to put myself in a hole that I can’t get out of… Okay… I will start as soon as I get those jeans… them shoes and one more sports bra. Then it’s one online purchase a month. I promise  :)
Jan 26th
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
haldrob: Lmao. 
Jan 26th
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Never go to my grandmother for a perm
My grandmother and I are discussing the hair situation of her friend.
Me: So did she find someone to do her hair?
Grandmother: No, mi will do it.
Me: You never permed hair before...
Grandmother: Ah nuh nuttin..
Me: Make sure you do a good job
Grandmother: Eh eh, after she nah guh pay mi *chuckles*
Me: You're terrible [lmao]
Jan 25th
Jan 22nd
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But to live doesn't mean you're alive.
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
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strayofftrack asked: coming from a diva, I can only * hold my cheeks and say, pshh, stop it* :) thanks
Jan 17th
strayofftrack asked: Yeah, I can't even use that as an excuse. I wish I could, because I miss school. I'm good though and the fact that you're not all up on tumblr everyday means you know where your focus needs to be. Good luck with school though.
Jan 17th
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“That likkle Justin guy, shouldn’t he be going to school tomorrow??”
– My Uncle on Justin Beiber
Jan 17th
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If I see you, I see you, if I don't, I don't.
Being in university has somehow renewed my independence. I don’t roll deep with so much people like I used to when I first started. I mean, at my school particularly, there are way too much politics and shady ass people between cliques. Despite being in an enviroment where people ought to be more focused on obtaining their credits than anything else, people stay acting like they’re in...
Jan 17th
strayofftrack asked: helllooo woman, how are you? haven't been around much huh? you good though?
Jan 17th
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Greetings, beautiful followers :)
Jan 17th
Post some shit on Facebook about sex and everybody...
Then you post some shit on tumblr about sex, and everybody be like..
Jan 12th
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When you found out DJ wasn't Derwin's baby
bosstateofmind: embracemyinsanity: When you found out Terence J is smashing Tasha  When you found out Malik is smashing the GM’s manager’s wife When you saw that there is a new RUDE ASS BRITTANY When Derwin asked Janay if DJ was his baby & her reaction When you saw Derwin crying When you found out that DJ IS Derwin’s baby The moment when you know Melanie isn’t going to...
Jan 12th
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Time seriously flies when watching 'The Game'
Jan 12th
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Back to school today.
gifparty: How I feel right now. 
Jan 10th
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The Cupcake Criminal!: I like →
thecupcakecriminal: Ladies who own their fatness. I cant really talk about the fat gents because all of the fat men I know and meet feel they are the shit…titty gravy and all…and I luv that about them. But some girls I meet…I want them to own their got damn 300lbs and stop bitchin cuz that shit is irritating. You…
Jan 9th
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akireizm asked: loool. that's actually 90% of the spanish i know right there. but yes! catch up we must. can we plz make it happen this month like we promised? loool <3
Jan 7th
akireizm asked: mi amor, como esta? how was your mini-vacay? te extrano, girrrrrl!
(idk why i'm writing to you in espanol like i just got off the boat lol)
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
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thecupcakecriminal asked: hey babes long time...happy new year!!!
Jan 7th
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Shower Caddies & Squirrel Monkeys :)
Jan 7th
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JERSEY SHORE IS BACK!!!!!1
Where’s an appropriate .gif when you frickin need one!?
Jan 7th
Vous savez ce que c'est. Noir et jaune. Noir et...
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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It's funny that those who say they 'hate liars'...
Jan 6th
R e e ♥: Lil Wayne on darkskinned women. →
sincereattraction: simplysinsational: losenohope-gainnoworries: itsnessababyy: “MY daughter is the first and last dark skin child im having, the rest of my baby moms light skin chicks i even got an asian baby moms to make sure i have a daughter with good hair, too bad we had a… Lil Wayne’s a clown. A self-hating clown.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 4th