February 2012
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Whenever I hear Black people say things like "I...
It makes me wonder…where did we go wrong.
As far as I’m concerned, self-hating Black people (or anyone who cannot tolerate members of their own race) are no better than the people they can’t “stand”. I don’t know why anyone of any race would say such a thing, why is it so hard to come together, despite the stereotypical flaws that hurt our kind. What kills me...
I am honestly a little racist.
thisshitisallracist:
makyea:
I am so serious. My whole life I have had a little annoyance with black people. The only two black people I don’t feel that way towards are Lauren & Sam. It’s weird I know but I can’t stop myself. I just dislike black people.
Why would you think this was an okay thing to say and tag?
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bloodgods:
stupidgaydumb:
rape is ok as long as the rapist is hot
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Twelve year olds on Tumblr....
…like why?
I may be reblogging alot of pictures of foods, so...
It will serve as a coping mechanism.
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I can't chew solid foods for ten bumboclaat days.
I have an irritated nerve in my jaw, and repetitive motions of the jaw will just fuck it up even more, so the doctor put me on a liquid diet for 10 days. When he first told me that I couldn’t eat solid foods, I was like “WHAT?! NO!”. I love food, and it’s going to be so hard to be satisfied off soups and teas. Lord help me, and I better lose a decent amount of weight after...
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, so that's what happened.
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