I can’t chew solid foods for ten bumboclaat days.

I have an irritated nerve in my jaw, and repetitive motions of the jaw will just fuck it up even more, so the doctor put me on a liquid diet for 10 days. When he first told me that I couldn’t eat solid foods, I was like “WHAT?! NO!”. I love food, and it’s going to be so hard to be satisfied off soups and teas. Lord help me, and I better lose a decent amount of weight after this tribulation.